coughloop:

coughloop:

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe’s chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy’s thick russet potato dip shit skull

guerrillatech:

beltsquid:

Twitter: what level of enshittification are you on?
Tumblr: I dunno, 4, maybe 5? We took away the ability to easily go directly to an individual post off the dashboard and we’re still trying to Pivot to Streaming
Twitter: you are like little baby. watch this
Twitter: [BANS READING POSTS]

evilwizard:

killyfromblame:

junkbot3000:

oh thats a death knell

wolfywoes:

On twitter…. if you look at more than 600 posts a day you can’t look at tweets anymore. And if you make a post that’s too funny, you risk temporary suspension

kreftropod:

phantomrose96:

Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website

ALT

tooies:

it should be 100% legal to go in abandoned buildings. like nobody is using it for anything why can’t i go in

nyancrimew:

aropride:

aropride:

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glad we’re all on the same page

the internet archive could murder me in cold blood if it benefited archival, also where can i buy some of that internet archive heroin?